Not Enough Tight Ends For Me

Okay, I admit it. I am a shallow shallow girl. I like to look at pretty athletes. If we'd started writing this before the World Cup, I would have nothing but drool over hot soccer players. My favorite athlete in the Winter Olympics this year was Aksel Svindal, because frankly, he's swoon-tastic. So I was intrigued by this website that promised me NFL eye candy, and implied that there would be "tight ends". After flipping through the slideshow, I was both amused and disappointed. There were no full body shots (so no "tight ends", although there was one surprisingly lovely tight end, Cleveland's Alex Smith), and the list was missing several known-to-be-gorgeous commodities like Ray Lewis and Drew Brees. There is an upside, though. I now know that Joe Theismann was a total fox back in the day, so that's something. I guess I'll have to keep trolling the internet for more girl-geared slideshows of NFL hotties. If I find any, I'll be sure to let you know.