Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Lessons Learned in Week 9

The November unemployment numbers were increased by two over the weekend. Michael Vick and Matt Schaub picked up their SNAP cards Monday morning.

What is a Case Keenum? And why do I have to ask this question about somebody new every single week? Is it too much to ask for a little consistency at the quarterback position?


Nick Foles = Peyton Manning. Get him while he’s hot.


Bad week to be a coach. Bad day to be a Packers fan.


Will the real New York Jets please stand up?


The Chiefs are the phoniest 9-0 team in the history of 9-0 teams? When they beat somebody with a winning record (and I’m not talking about squeaking past the Cowboys in Week 2), then we can talk about respecting their record.


Tom Brady loves him some Gronk. And some Amendola. And some Aaron Dobson. And some Kenbrell Thompkins. There’s a lot of love going around in New England right now.


While Optimus took the week off, Andre Johnson and T.Y.  Hilton duked it out for the moniker of Rodimus Prime. (Old School reference, you might have to look it up.)


Who resurrected Jason Campbell? And why didn’t that happen sooner?


Note to the Seattle Seahawks; it’s easier to win games if you bother to show up BEFORE halftime. It would also make my Sundays less angst-ridden and more enjoyable.


When did the Atlanta Falcons become the Jacksonville Jaguars? They are depressingly terrible. They’re like the Bucs, only with players people recognize.

And speaking of terrible, enough with the Thursday Night Football already! The teams are tired, the games are awful, and, it’s on Thursday night, which is stupid. Football is for Sunday, and Monday, and Saturday during the playoffs. Please, leave Thursday night for other things.

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